The Plain Facts, Carved
What It Is
Told in the Seanchaí Tradition
The Build Story
Cú Chulainn stood the lone watch for the whole province while it slept — one sentinel at the ford, cat-napping upright between challenges, because the province had agreed it needed only him. The household's battery watch is a smaller covenant of exactly that shape: a monitor for Home Assistant that hears the cells drain the way the watchman heard the grass grow, long before the shore was seen. Its namesake stands further north, the Norse watchman on the rainbow bridge who needs less sleep than a bird and whose horn is kept for one purpose — to be sounded early. The integration sounds its own quiet horn through the house's channels when a battery's power runs low, so that the dying happens in daylight, with witnesses. A round tower kept the same rule: one bell, rung before the shore was seen, not after. The moss grows up the tower on the north face, which is the side a watchman keeps to himself.